Friday, November 22, 2024

Euro 2024 new kits: every shirt ranked

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It revives that template for this Euros along with its current great marketing con: AEROREADY technology, rendered exclusively in caps. Tried to type it in lower case but the word was simply too powerful to be constrained. Allegedly this wicks away sweat, but sounds more like a tired parent anticipating their post-bedtime bar of bubbly chocolate.

Nike has its own wicking tech, Dri-FIT ADV which uses superior materials, yadda, yadda, yadda, rigorous testing protocol blah, blah, blah, apparel innovation evolution. Let’s cut to the chase, are people going to laugh at you if you turn up in this shirt at five-a-side?

Time to put all 48 kits in order, beginning, of course, with the worst:

48. Croatia (home)

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