Earlier this week, German newspaper Die Zeit published an article for football supporters who are planning to use the country’s Deutsche Bahn train network this summer. It was a survival guide of sorts, and it contained a chilling warning: “The Deutsche Bahn is not Deutsch at all: which is to say, it’s never on time.”
That old idea of German efficiency, evidently, does not apply as it once did. Such is the sorry state of the country’s railways, the Deutsche Bahn was last year described as being in a “permanent crisis” by Germany’s national audit office. As they say in a popular joke in these parts: “If you want German efficiency, go to Switzerland.”
In the case of public transport, then, Germany’s reputation no longer matches its reality. And now, with the European Championship just hours away, many are questioning whether the same is true of the country’s national team. To repurpose Die Zeit’s phrasing: “The Deutsche team is not Deutsch at all: which is to say, it keeps collapsing at major tournaments.”
Germany’s reputation for turning up at the crucial moments, for delivering when the pressure is most intense, is well-established. They even have a word for it: Turniermannschaft, which translates as “tournament team”.
But over the last decade, the notion of Germany’s excellence at tournaments has been eroded almost as drastically as their reputation for punctual public transport. The great “tournament team” has not progressed beyond the last 16 of a major finals since 2016. In their last two World Cup campaigns, Germany were dumped out at the group stages.
All of which has contributed to a shifting of the national mood. This summer’s European Championship is a home tournament but the German people are not particularly optimistic, about their trains or their team. A headline on Sport Bild this week excitedly noted that “not even Jurgen Klinsmann” expected Germany to win.
It was indicative of the situation that Julian Nagelsmann, the Germany manager, used his pre-match press conference to plead for the support of the home crowd during Friday’s opener against Scotland. “Belief is very important,” he said. “I hope that everyone in the stadium will be very loud. We want to have the country behind us, to push us forward. We have to use our home advantage. Please be very loud.”
The fact that Nagelsmann was asking for significant support was evidence that such backing is not guaranteed. By contrast, there was certainly no need for Steve Clake, the Scotland manager, to make similar representations to his team’s tens of thousands of travelling fans.
Recent history has created an air of vulnerability around Germany, even ahead of a competition on their own turf. Their previous tournament showings were either disastrous (the World Cups of 2018 and 2022) or disappointing (they lost to England in the round of 16 in Euro 2020), and their results in 2023 were truly horrific.
Within that one calendar year, Germany lost to Belgium, Poland, Colombia, Japan, Turkey and Austria. In September last year, Hansi Flick became the first ever Germany manager to be sacked.
Under Nagelsmann, Germany started slowly. The 36-year-old was in charge for the losses against Turkey and Austria, and in the first of those games he deployed Arsenal forward Kai Havertz as a left-back. It is not an experiment that is likely to be repeated.